(Almost) Daily How-To #32

Listening: “Here Comes the Sun” by Nina Simone.

Thinking: I need to straighten up the apartment this weekend, it’s starting to get messy. I’m also looking forward to seeing my friends tonight!

How to Annoy Me: Sitting on hold listening to the same message over and over again. “Did you know that our online support is available 24/7 365 days a year?!” Well no duh Sherlock! I didn’t think servers got paid time off! I’m also calling you because I couldn’t find an answer in your crappy support site, thank you very much! Needless to say, I hung up and will call back when I have more patience.

How to Make Me Laugh: I miss having Johnny and Kristi around so I could lock their computer and lecture them for not following standard IT security around here. Ha ha!

Quote of the Day: “New Year’s Day:  Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions.  Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” – Mark Twain